borkley.CAPITAL. ALLEGEDLY.

Borkley’s illustrated backyard office

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THE FILING CABINET · REPORT CARD

BORKLEY'S REPORT CARD

Let me dig.
I have a tie.

Borkley, your spectacularly confident researcher.

Read-only. We send this public address to Blockscout to fetch Ethereum data.
THE EASEL · MEME STUDIO

Make something questionable.

His next terrible thought could be yours.

BORKLEY'S DAILY BAD TAKE

“Insider information. Heard it through the fence.”

Borkley looking smug, one paw resting on a tennis ball.

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THE DESK · MEET THE BOSS

CHIEF BORKING OFFICER

He brought
a stick.

Borkley applied to Wall Street. They asked for his track record. He brought a stick.

Rejected but spectacularly undeterred, he founded Borkley Capital in a garden shed. Headquarters: the backyard. Treasury: three holes. First acquisition: a tennis ball.

Now he's recruiting the internet as his Research Department. Your job? Make memes. Investigate things. Keep him away from the vacuum.

Strong convictions. Weak understanding.

Borkley, founder of the fictional Borkley Capital.

Borkley Capital is a fictional comedy setting. The Report Card presents public data; his verdicts are jokes.
THE BULLETIN · OFFICIAL DOG PAPERWORK

Ethereum Uniswap ↗

$BORKLEY

Off the leash.
Still in a tie.

One very unqualified dog.
One very public token.

Borkley looking smug in his navy tie, one paw on a tennis ball.
Total supply
1B
Trading fee
1%
Supply on Uniswap at launch
100%

Good dog. Burning ambition.

100% of platform revenue is allocated to
$BORKLEY buyback & burn.

OFFICIAL CONTRACT

Ethereum · ETH / BORKLEY

Address to follow
Capital. Allegedly.
THE DOG BOWL · BUYBACK & BURN

One bowl.
One burning ambition.

All platform revenue is allocated to buying back $BORKLEY and burning the purchased tokens. Every bone has the same job.

100% of platform revenue · Buyback & burn

100%

The buyback reserve

Platform revenue goes here. $BORKLEY bought with it goes to the dead address. The bowl keeps the receipts.

—Reserved for $BORKLEY buybacks

“I was told to burn through the budget.”
The actual receipts
Platform revenue collected
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Uncollected $BORKLEY trading fees
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Allocated to buybacks
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Executed buyback spend
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$BORKLEY sent to dead address
— tokens
Revenue collector
Verified fee source to follow
$BORKLEY contract
Official address to follow
How the bowl gets filled

100% of platform revenue is allocated to the $BORKLEY buyback-and-burn reserve. For every 1 ETH in platform revenue collected, 1 ETH is allocated to buybacks.

Borkley's selected Uniswap trading fee is 1%. Only revenue actually received by the platform counts toward the reserve; trading volume and fees paid to other recipients are not platform revenue.

Each completed buyback purchases $BORKLEY and sends the purchased tokens to the dead address. Collected revenue, available reserves, executed spending and tokens retired are tracked separately. An allocation is not an executed buyback.

Every completed buyback needs its own on-chain receipt. Tokens sent to the dead address remain in the token's reported total supply.

Only verified Ethereum receipts appear here. A dash means no verified figure is available.

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THE IPO DESK · ETHEREUM LAUNCHES

Take your bad idea public.

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ETH

Leave empty to launch without buying.

1% trading fee · 80% creator / 20% platform · All platform revenue funds $BORKLEY buyback & burn.

Creators earn withdrawable ETH. The fee-rights NFT stays in the revenue vault.